Had this textversation with my husband… who wants to be called Blevvins. So we’ll call him Blevvins.
B (for Blevvins): Alls I’m sayin, is that the only way I know how to celebrate Affleck’s new role is Chinese food. It makes perfect sense. Think about it.
Me: Perfect sense. Chinese food! And applesauce!
Me: I had a thought. Since there is no linear time Ben Affleck has always been Batman.
B (for Blevvins): Still not buying Affleck, cause if there’s no linear time, he has never been Batman. And never should be.
Me: Except that a thing can not Be and Not Be at the same time in the same way.
Boom.
Batfleck.
The Law of Non-Contradiction always applies.
PS- yes, I’m taking liberties with both Einstein and Aristotle. But I can. Because superheroes.
Stoppit Erin 